Monday, February 5, 2007

Confidence is everything

Sometimes its hard being so incredibly good looking and mind numbingly attractive.

It's like being one of those small cute puppies or babies when stroked on the cheek and having your hair run through by someone's delicate fingers. There is the humble yet oh so subtle lying declaration with the half feminie voice of "oh stop it.... please".

You throw the carefully timed and precise flick of the head as if to get "away".

The "oh no you won't!" thought captures their thoughts, followed by the pulling closer motion.

For me, it's got to the point where I can no longer get to the end of a road without someone walking past giving me that second look. The car slowing down to get a better look. The shoppers walking into power poles.

You're practically a public hazard wherever you go.

As the "Anchorman Ron Burgundy" once said "I don't really know how to say this but....... I'm kind of a big deal. People KNOW me."

Be aware next time anyone of you goes out: be careful of the possible outcomes of looking so good.

Moral of the story - it's better to be over confident than underconfident. It's easier to have your bubble popped than to have no bubble at all.

Na just joking.

"But seriously."

ah, resemblence.


The Guru said...

I woke up today.

And I found that picture of you on the internet.

Best day of my life.

Brother Jared said...

I agree brother sam. U haven't lightened my day immensely, ever so frightfully. I am jealous of that wonderful body of urz, please let me make romance on ur stomaccchhh

Jenna said...

RHYS!!!!!!!!!!! FOR GOODNESS SAKES LOL!!!!!! Glad to see you are another young man with great self confidence! I think that 'hert throb' jersey has finally got to aware of the swarm of girls (and weird guys) that may be coming your way, oh baby! Good times :)